IT'S THE STORY
OF A LOVELY LADY
WHO WAS BRINGING UP
THREE VERY LOVELY GIRLS
ALL OF THEM HAD HAIR OF GOLD
JUST LIKE THEIR MOTHER
AND THE OLDEST ONE WAS OBSESSED WITH WISCONSIN
IT'S THE STORY
OF A MAN NAMED BRADY
WHO HAD THREE BOYS OF HIS OWN
AND THEN HE GOT HIS HEAD STUCK
IN A CLOWN CUTOUT
AND BEGGED FOR HIS PHOTO TO BE TAKEN
THE BRADY BUNCH
THE BRADY BUNCH
THAT'S THE WAY ALICE FOUND A MAN
WHILE SHE WAS WORKING FOR
THE BRADY BUNCH
THEN THE ONE DAY ALICE HAD A VISITOR
HE WAS SAM FROM THE BUTCHER SHOP
DOWN THE STREET
HE HAD A BIG PACKAGE
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AND IT WAS FULL OF MEAT
YES, IT WAS FULL OF MEAT
SO ALICE SERVED THE MEATBALLS
AND RAISED HER EYEBROWS
IN A SUGGESTIVE GESTURE
AND GREG COMMENTED UPON
HER RELATIONSHIP
WITH THE BUTCHER
IN A WAY THAT COULD IMPLY
SEXUAL CONGRESS
OR CANNIBALISM
OR BOTH
THE BRADY BUNCH
THE BRADY BUNCH
THEN ONE DAY ALICE AND SAM
WENT ON A DATE
REQURING ADORNMENT WITH
DEAD ANIMALS
AND DAD WINKED KNOWINGLY TO PETER
IN A WAY THAT
KIND OF CREEPS ME OUT 35 YEARS LATER
THE BRADY BUNCH
THE BRADY BUNCH
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO BE IN
THE BRADY BUNCH
BUT IT SURE HELPS
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