Hey girls! Are you in kindergarten to second grade? Do you want a fun outdoorsy group to join, but are fed up with those skanks in the Brownie troop on the next block? Well, you should consider the Camp Fire Girls Blue Birds. Why? We'll show you why.


Do the Brownies have their own comic book starring Wendy The Good Little Witch? They absolutely do not. So, let's all say the Wo-Le-Ho pledge, grab a box of Fanny Farmer Camp Fire Girls Peanut Clusters, and settle in for the wildest, zaniest bird hunt EVER. And those get pretty zany!


Who says you don't learn important things from the Camp Fire Blue Birds? Here Casper is showing us the proper use of what we call a "little white lie." It's terrific Wendy, that poster looks great. Oh yeah.


Looks like Hannah is a fan of Toronto's Blue Jays, currently #2 in the league. They're going all the way this year!


"Oh, your poster looks great Wendy. But maybe it could be better. Not saying it's not fine! Just that it requires me to bend the laws of time and space, that's all."


Without that brush Leonardo Da Vinci would merely be a visionary thinker whose ideas were centuries ahead of his time! But with that brush, he ALSO draws purty.


"Why is she meeting little girl birds who set camps on fire? You aren't making any sense at all, Casper."


You don't want starlings moving in. Not that I have anything personally against starlings! I just worry about property values, you know?


Witches, spells, brooms, wands? Nah. The freakiest thing about any Harvey comic is when normally-proportioned characters are seen in a panel with those three-heads-tall Warren Kremer creations. So weird!


No, we can't just go into the house and get a yardstick or some measuring tape. Easier to just bend the universe to your will.


Next, Aunt Hannah doubles down on her "tiny house" business and turns the local zoning board into toads!


Well, finally the adult in the room starts adulting and getting those kids of the range of that unguided missile of a magic wand. We are one shrinking away from some massive lawsuits!


Mrs. Fine doesn't want anyone to think she's antiwitchestablishmentarianist.


The BLUEBIRDS are VANISHING so US BLUE BIRDS are trying to SAVE the BLUEBIRDS!! DUH!!!!


"My aunt has a twitter FARM? She needs a whole farm just to pester celebrities and coordinate harassment?"


Mrs. Fine is THIS close to borrowing that magic wand and tracking down Mr. Fine to see if she can't repeat this process.

Curtain rods, they bought some curtain rods that weren't the right length. Get your mind out of the gutter!


Wendy makes a bus appear by merely standing at the bus stop - this makes the bus magically appear 100 feet down the road past your stop, because you just missed it. Next one's along in half an hour or so, though, so get comfortable. It'll be along.


Aunt Twitter has so many alt accounts and sock puppets that she can't keep track of who she's insulting, doxxing, or swatting, when, where, or why.


I always forget, is it "The Birds Are Coming" or "The Birds Is Coming"? Either way, I'm pretty sure that ain't Tippi Hedren.


You know birds are dinosaurs, right? I read that somewhere. So maybe Aunt Hannah and Wendy and the Camp Fire Blue Birds were on to something!


Kids, quit messing with the dinosaurs, you're gonna start some sort of Jurassic Park thing and then we'll have to deal with Chris Pratt doing jazz hands for three hours


See, what did I tell you. Now we're in for a franchise reboot, is what we're in for


Think carefully before you answer, Mrs. Fine. Legally you are on extremely thin ice here, unless those permission slips the parents signed included prehistoric reptiles.


Aunt Twitter's whistling works on both theropods and theropod-descended avians, sending everybody back to their respective nests and/or cataclysms. That's a relief.


Just like Aunt Twitter here, you also can send things (tweets) out, but you can't bring 'em back. Keep that in mind before you hit "send"


And we conclude with the observation that anyone can help the bluebirds and they don't need magic wands or flying broomsticks. Just leave some dead trees around for perches, keep the chemicals out of your yard, maybe put in a bird bath, and you're going to want to keep the cat inside. Or you can just call the local troop of Camp Fire Girls Blue Birds to come do it for you! Just don't be shocked if there are some boys in there as well - Camp Fire is no longer gender-specific. Oh yeah, and the Blue Birds are now called "Starflight". Do they still wear the little hats? I think now it's just vests. Hopefully they still sell the peanut clusters!

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