The most shocking thing about this image is that Jimmy Olsen, Superman's slow-witted ginger "pal", is receiving any kinds of accolades from anyone, even Hitler. Then again, Hitler wasn't really known for his great decision-making.


OOPS one of those cans of film "accidentally" "slipped" into Jimmy's case, fortunately he has a film projector in his home, no doubt in a tiny, windowless room hidden behind a false wall that smells like body fluids and failure. Joke's on him though; "overexposed" doesn't actually refer to topless girls in Brunhilde wigs.


Well, that can't possibly be Jimmy in that footage, so it's reasonable to expect it's just another pasty white Nazi, and it's not exactly a stretch to think Jimmy might have some distant relatives living in Germany at the time. After all, it's not as if Jimmy has access to a time machine and he can go back in time to World War II and dress up in a Nazi uniform and get filmed standing with Hitler...


...orrrr the twist ending to this story is this doofus went back in time, put on a Nazi uniform and got himself filmed standing next to Hitler. Hope Jimmy doens't plan to run for office any time soon! Or, well, I guess it might be OK depending on what state Metropolis is in.


So Jimmy crashlands at Normandy on D-Day and immediately sees Gen. Eisenhower, hanging out at the front lines as generals were wont to do. Actually I could write at length about how Eisenhower wasn't there on D-Day but got to the front lines a few weeks later because his office was in England but I'm having a hard enough time staying awake as it is.


GOSH JIMMY I WONDER WHO THAT GUY WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU DRESSED AS A NAZI IS? The fact that Jimmy didn't immediately figure out what was about to happen goes a long way to explaining how he never put it together that Superman is just Clark Kent without glasses.

It also doesn't say much for the intelligence of General Fritz that he was fooled by a sticker on a helmet but German generals were, again, not noted for their great decision making skills.


For instance, it is not at all hard to believe they'd swallow a story about a crystal ball that tells the future, all things considered.


Still hasn't put it together.


Stiiiiiill hasn't put it together.


Just want to remind everyone, he's playing a game of Chicken with the butterfly effect in order to satisfy his curiosity over who that Nazi that looks like him is, despite it being painfully and increasingly obvious who it is.


German spies are famous for their fancy high-heeled footwear, so if you see anyone either eating with a knife or wearing pumps, alert the authorities!


That's right Jimmy, think of Lex Luthor in case your patriotic penis decides to betray you by getting aroused when you kiss this beautiful Nazi!


Pretty sure "resigning" from Hitler's cabinet involves a Luger and a single bullet so I'd take that promotion if I were you Jimmy.


And finally, at the bottom of page 7 of an 8 and a half page story, he finally puts it together.


I can understand having to keep notes of various battles and attacks and assassination attempts that happened in WWII but did he really need to write down "Hitler's suicide"?


Don't worry Jimmy, even if you die, you're still in the USA as an infant so all you've done is start an infinite time loop from which you will never escape! It's fine!


Little known WWII fact, Goerring and Himmler both suffered massive head trauma when they were ironically hit in the head with pieces of a shattered swastika.


Luckily the blast sends Jimmy back to the present, which begs the question, how and when was Jimmy planning on returning to the present? Did he... forget he could do that?


"When you think about it, a swastika is just 4 Ls joined together, so that means they're doubly lucky for me!" -- Jimmy Olsen, probably.

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