Now it's time for everyone's favourite Little-Lulu-knockoff-created-for-copyright-infringement-purposes girl, Little Audrey! Unlike most Harvey characters, Audrey doesn't have a monomaniacal interest in anything, but she does have a little boy friend who she occasionally gets insanely jealous about. How insane? Pretty insane! It appears Little Lulu isn't the only role Audrey's wanted to usurp!


The way Melvin looks, I wouldn't want him looking at me like that, but that's just me.


It starts simply enough; what harm could there be in changing one's hair colour to please the opposite sex?


OH MY GOD AUDREY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Was this the result of editorial overthinking where someone was like, "hm, we can't encourage kids to douse their hair with bleach, think of something safer, like using crayons to color her hair" and somehow came up with the idea of encouraging kids to douse their heads in hot wax? Or did they start with the idea of getting kids to douse their heads in hot wax?


Like many stalkers, rejection only spurs her into escalation tactics, this time by raiding Mom's jewelry box.

man, she looks weird with the blonde hair and those big black eyebrows though


Melvin's crazy to be passing up on this!


Let the rage build up inside you, Audrey! Feel it burn in the pit of your stomach, making you think things you never thought possible. Turn their noses up at you, will they! They'll be sorry!


NO AUDREY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT ICE PICK

heh... eh... you can't look at anyone with no eyes! You'll never look at anyone again!! eh... eh... eh...

OK it probably won't go like that but a person can dream.


How much does an ice pick go for these days?


I AM BECOME BETTY-LOU, DESTROYER OF JUGHEAD HATS



BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AUDREY, MELT THE CHOCOLATES AND RAIN THEM DOWN UPON YOUR HEAD LIKE SO MANY YELLOW CRAYONS


Besides a head free of burnt-on wax?


Welp, easy enough! Just kill Betty-Lou, her parents, and the rest of her family, then take over her house. No choice at this point, in for a penny, in for a pound!

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