Let us now take a trip down Memory Lane... or possibly Mammary Lane, judging by this artwork... to the whimsical 1960s, when Marvel refashioned their fashionable fashion model soap opera Millie the Model into an Archie-esque humour comic drawn by Archie-esque Archie artist Stan G. A time when beautiful women's swan-like necks are matched by their Chinese Goose-like foreheads. A time in which even the most beautiful girls can sometimes feel sad!


...or, the THIRD most beautiful girls, even.

I'm intrigued by this modelling agency's policy of only giving raises to two models at a time though. I don't blame Toni for being sad, she knows if she wants to keep up with the rising cost of living, she'll have to kill either Millie or Chili.


Toni is also Chili's "chum", in the fishing sense of the word.


Why are these models so anxious to help Toni look better? Are they not aware that as the agency's #3 model she outranks all of them in that room except Millie? Or does Mr. Hanover tell ALL the other models they come in third, as a means of sowing discord and distrust among the lesser models? I knew the world of high fashion was cut-throat but I had no idea it was so complicated and convoluted!

Also, I don't think the models get to choose which outfits they wear at fashion shows?


You might think Chili is unusually cold-blooded but she can't help it-- she's actually a literal chameleon who can camouflage herself by adapting the hair colour of whoever she's closest to.


You're dressing as plain as possible? Yes, the clothing manufacturers and designers sponsoring this fashion show are going to love that, absolutely. Just throw on any old flour sack, dears.


Millie's plan to make Toni the most popular model is a hit; if only she wasn't haunted by mysterious text boxes that follow her around "doxing" the little girls that send in their hair and gown designs.


Yeah, again, I don't think models just wear whatever they want at these things. Though that would explain a lot about Fashion Week.


The multi-talented models not only style themselves and program the fashion shows, they also design and apparently even sew the dresses themselves! It's like Mr. Hanover has his own little Chinese sweatshop right there on the stage.


It turns out Chili was nice after all! By the way, they never mentioned who was #1 between Millie and Chili, but I think we can all agree Chili's definitely the hotter one, right? Right.


BONUS: Going steady... or wish you were? Then put the name of your steady or limerent object alongside yours on one of these gold-coloured-but-definitely-not-actual-gold charm bracelets! For only $1.98 you can support the marriage of President Jack Kennedy and his wife Jackie, or possibly his relationship with someone named "Linda", depending on your political leanings and affiliations. Or, you can frighten your parents by alluding to a relationship with "Mr. X", or frighten your teachers and other mandated reporters by showing your love for "Daddy"! No CODs, please!

Join our Patreon and maybe we'll tell you what a "COD" is in this context.

Become a Patron! Hey gang, thanks for reading Mister Kitty's Stupid Comics! If you enjoyed it and want to show your appreciation, you can now become a patron by hitting that Patreon button above! Or, you can hit that PayPal button on our home page, or turn off your ad blocker so's our advertisers know you're out there! And remember to visit our YouTube channel, our Facebook group and our Instagram? Why don't you.

PREVIOUS STUPID COMICS

NEXT STUPID COMICS

BACK TO STUPID COMICS INDEX



BACK TO MAIN INDEX