We've all got to live somewhere, and until they finally perfect those "Jetsons" style flying cities, we're going to have to live on the land. But how can we make that land as livable as possible? Working together, that's how. Now settle into your seat and get ready for some slides!


Return with us to those days of yesteryear when a remote-controlled slide projector was the height of home entertainment. Just imagine the "click-kachunk" of the carousel as it extracts one slide and replaces it with another! Just pay attention when you're loading that deck; those reversed upside down slides were funny at first, but they get old fast.


Oh, you thought that cover illustration, like so many comics covers, had nothing to do with the interiors? Well, our cover put us right into the excitement of our slide-projectin' story, as Dad shows off the new town he's moving the entire family to, along with the obviously haunted house the company is moving them all into!


"Let's start packing dishes right away" said NO CHILD, EVER


Look Gail, Cranston is PROUD of Chocolate Milk River and if you don't like it you can just get on your bike and ride on outta here.


As we learned earlier, fishermen everywhere are happy to share fishing tips and information with anyone and everyone. In fact just try to stop them! How's the fishing around here? It's all carp! And he doesn't want your carp, because he doesn't take carp from anyone!


Yes sir, Cranston has all those big city pollution problems like smog and foul water and biology teachers that never shut up.


In this biology class they're going to do more than cut up frogs. They're going to learn how all living things are affected by the complex biological processes that exist all around them at all times. For instance, frogs are affected by the complex biological process of getting cut open.


I bet you were wondering when the first chart was going to show up. Well, here it is, a chart that proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that in nearly every city and community in the United States and Canada, things are happening.


That's a lot of sediment! Somebody should tell the Mississippi to knock it off.


"Sediment" damaged that turbine. Not that third shift operator who showed up drunk. Sediment. That's what the report says, anyway.


Here science uses all its amazing power to conclude that under certain circumstances and at various times, cow poop might - might, mind you - make your water disgusting. Just maybe.


A nicely terraced field also has the benefit of placing suggestible farm folk into deep hypnotic trances, as seen here.


We mine the coal and dump waste into the river, killing the fish, and then we ship the coal to the power plant that uses water for cooling and then dumps the hot waste water into the river, killing even more fish. Then where does the power go? It lights up the fish market. Which is closed, because all the fish are dead!


You think one treatment session is enough for today's modern high-tech sewage? Think again, buddy! They just invented "flushable" wipes!


Millions of tons of sediment, sewage, waste and chemicals flow into Lake Erie every year. Why don't they flow OUT? Niagara Falls needs to get back on the job!


Seventeen-fifty a year for garbage service? That's a bargain! What are you complaining about, comic?


Hey buddy, what you call "landscape pollution" I call "the cheapest place to find a replacement side mirror."


Well, look, we tried to find a cheaper trash service, but then we had a visit from some representatives of our local waste management company, Big Tony I think the guy's name was, and we were convinced that the service we're getting is a bargain, and we'll be sticking with them. That's all I have to say on the matter.


God forbid motorists find out where they can get a meal or how far it is to the Lakeview, right? Just tell all those businesses that their potential customers are enjoying some bushes and trees instead, I'm sure that will cheer them up through their bankruptcy proceedings.


"Hmmm, you say boats are dumping sewage into the lake. And these boats dock... where? At your marina? Seems like the people you need to be talking to are your tenants, not some random school child."


Looks like SOMEBODY is advocating for a collective socialist revolution! Wearing a RED shirt, too?


Dad is working really hard, trying to find another excuse to set up his slide projector.


"Isn't the soil and water conservation district just for hayseeds, yokels, and bumpkins? Surely it can't be of help to urbane men of business such as ourselves!"


The entire community is showing up to help fight pollution - the women's clubs, the sportsmen, and, under threat of a years' worth of detention, Mr Tate's entire biology class. Yes, it's time for Dad to warm up that slide projector again!


Look, we know sales of Velveeta are down, but there MUST be better ways to dispose of unsold product.


The great part about a slide presentation is that you can just show slides of anything and make up whatever commentary you want. That steel mill? Doesn't exist. Those "electro-static precipitators?" He just came up with that one right now. No one's going to call him on it! He's got slides!


Let's give Mr Tate's biology class a big hand for doing the hard work of wandering around town asking a lot of annoying questions about Cranston's time-honored practices of dumping garbage everywhere. Hopefully Cranston's business and community leaders will take the hint and clean up their act! Nothing makes a land more un-livable than constantly being bothered by pesky teens.

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