Sure, the theme song tells us to "meet George Jetson." But is that really a good idea? I don't think so, and I have the comic books to prove it!


First off, George has a lousy memory, to the extent of dragging somebody all the way home without ever saying "by the way, you're good ol' Jupiter, right?"


Guess what else you forgot, George? You forgot the one and only day women ever want to be reminded that they have birthdays!


At least his memory is working well enough for him to remember he can simply purchase the approval of others with expensive gifts.


Sounds like Spacely Sprockets hasn't been keeping their equipment up to code! Maybe George Jetson will remember the number of the local building inspector... if Mr. Spacely doesn't remember to put a little something extra in George's pay envelope. Maybe.


Labor regulations and electrical certifications are a thing of the past here in the future, where dangerous engineering work is completed by whoever gets yelled at last. Well, to be fair, I've had some jobs like this. That I quit.


Abandoning his child at the futuristic bus depot! This is the George Jetson I'm talking about, the one we might not want to meet!


Married couples sleep separately in the future, of course. It's just scientific.


As the saying goes, elephants never forget that they're unpredictable, gigantic beasts capable of immense destruction.



Now George will remember all! The entire expanse of human history has crammed itself into his brain, warping it beyond recognition, leaving George a babbling, subhuman husk, testament to the dangers of tampering with nature. The end.


Well, actually what happens is George Jetson becomes a loan shark. Personally, I was expecting him to eat a lot of peanuts and be afraid of mice.


Sure, it looks like George is abusing his children, but obviously the future is way too civilized for anything like this to happen... right?


And so it turns out that George has just assaulted his teenage daughter in bed. Hilarious!


Later, after his arrest, conviction, sentencing, and jail time, George shows up with a present to commemorate the first time George and Jane danced together, which was ten years ago, and since they have a child older than that, it means that George and Jane were a married couple a long time before they ever danced together. Which is kind of weird.


We wired George up to an elephant to cure his bad memory, what animal can we wire him up to that will cure his bad impulse control?


So George Jetson gets the electric chair. I mean, gets his memory restored!


Sometimes the simple solutions are the best! Have fun walking around sporting a little tag that reads "spank teenage daughter," George!


George doesn't just have a problem with his memory, he's also got a problem with being lazy and getting out of shape. Lucky for him he lives in cartoon future where there's a machine for everything!


This reducing machine is probably more literal than George was expecting.


Even though George was almost squashed like a bug, his adventure with Elroy's machine is giving him ideas!


Ideas for making it easier for him to abuse his children. Child Protective Services, please meet George Jetson, soon!


What's that, the Jetsons crossing over with another TV show that isn't the Flintstones? No, it's just George Jetson exercising his God-given right as a 1960s TV star to get all horny for green women.


What's that? Need his car? All his money? George can't say no to this emerald-hued temptress!


Sure George, come home in nothing but your underwear, reeking of otherworldly fragrances. I guess you could tell them you forgot interplanetary adultery was frowned upon.


Turns out it was all due to alien hypnosis, except for the part where George Jetson hurled himself headlong into the clutches of that alien hypnosis. Gleep indeed! We're beginning to wonder why anyone has anything to do with George Jetson.


In an attempt to maybe moderate some of George's more painful character flaws, Rosie uses robot hypnotism to make everyone sleepy. I mean, sleepier than they are already. Jetsons comics are, shall we say, not exactly packed with thrills.


Well hey, they went right back to visit their more popular stone age family Hanna-Barbera friends, in a crossover event so monumentally entertaining that whoever had this comic book before us got bored and started drawing ballpoint pen arrows coming out of everyone's mouths.


And after a few panels of Bedrock, George and Jane are whisked back to the future by Rosie with the help of Sum Toi, Elroy's comics-exclusive Martian friend who is sort of a Great Gazoo type character. We're going to assume if you're with us this far that you know who the Great Gazoo is. Anyway, Sum Toi is a super genius who can basically do anything except appear in a non-terrible comic book.


Well, we want to go out on a positive note, so here's some good news for everyone who theorized that the Jetsons and the Flintstones actually take place in the same time period. It turns out the Jetsons do in fact live hovering over a demolished Earth populated by mutated animals and primitive survivors. These modern cavemen eke out a stone-age existence, unaware of the technological marvels overhead, but yes, they are still able to have a gay old time.

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